April 2012
92 posts
Frankie and the Shoe Factory
A spoof of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory which I wrote when I was eleven and found today while clearing out my room. It made me laugh, so I thought I’d internet it.
“Have you ever seen a whale penis?”
—Emma
This is a clever person, from a clever university. Studies have shown that you should dump your girlfriend and date Callum Davie. There is a possibility of a black hole if you don't. You decide, you know what you should do.
Oops, better look out for black holes then. 0:)
(love you really Callum <3)
my boyfriend thinks he can beat me at Mario Kart Wii
poor, ignorant n00b
As we say daan saath, skeen.
“I will actually kick your ass so hard you’ll wake up in rural Thailand crying of embarrassment.”
—Emma, discussing Mario Kart Wii.
Teamwork
- John: Don't you guys have homes to go to? Do you all hate your mothers or something?
- David: I love my mother.
- Me: I love David's mother... *creepyface*
- Belal: Everyone loves David's mother... *creepyface*
- David: Hmph. My mother's dumping you. All of you.
- Me: What? But I never missed a payment!
- John: Well, if she's going to be like that she's not getting her underwear back.
