November 2011
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She's really something special.
E's mum: I don't even know this Joe guy... is he nice?
E: No mother, he's got a rape conviction. Yes, he's nice.
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For every 10,000,000,000,000 stars, there is one...
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
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The sense of humour at our dinner table:
Sister: If you say 'bless you' when someone sneezes, what do you say when they cough?
Me and my mother (simultaneously): 'Shut the fuck up.'
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